Randomness is always funny

To my elders,

When E was at my place a few weeks back, she noticed a sticky note on my computer (a digital stick note. A potentially un-ending, digital sticky note) where I collect funny quotes, sweet quotes, thoughts, and just generally things I wanted to remember. And I was, well, sorta embarrassed. Something about someone seeing what you think is funny or cute or important when you're on your own. Or, more to the point, having to read out or explain the context of things you thought were so funny or sweet you wrote them down. But since I have little shame in writing, I have decided to share this list.

Obliquity and Squint

"...captures the notion of looking at something without fully understanding or seeing it."

"Martin [Freedman] finds a sort of poetry in the ordinary man." - Steven Moffat

"If everyone else jumped off a bridge would you?"

"If the shrooms were good enough..."

"you're pretty face is soaked in blood. You know, I still find you dashing" -SSLYBY

"Je suis un taxi svp" - Mad Men

Its sad when you find out the real lyrics to a song are not nearly as cool as what you thought they were

"You don't need a cock block. Best case scenario, you get felt up. Worst case scenario, you get felt up by someone ugly."

-Alex on getting hit on in gay clubs

"An act of whistle blowing is a special kind of organizational disobedience, or, rather, obedience to a higher principle than loyalty to an employer." -Frechette-Schrader, 1994

(717): Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house

"So he kind of stops.... and there's this dead girl lying on the bed- which reminds me, she's coming by later- and..."

-Being Human, UK 1.05

"was it a fun drunk? or a to hell with the world drunk?" -Bones

"piss drunk on red wine and vanity" - Library Voices

"Nobody has to live in your skin but you."

"don't be an asshat and people will like you more."

- Cora Harrington's dad

You can be gay without being homosexual. And likewise, you can be a homosexual without being particularly gay.

"Cut my hair in a kitchen chair in a kitchen full of booze" -Give It Up, Diamond Rings

-K